Published on April 15th, 2011 | by AirplaneGuy.com Admin0
Just Fix The Seats Upright Please
To the jerk that reclined the seat 2 inches in front of my face, thank you. Your a-hole status is once again cemented firmly in place.
What purpose can reclining your seat so little serve? Surely you are not that much more comfortable that it’s worth making your rearward seat mate miserable? Oh right, your the bastard that doesn’t care.
Well I Think the airlines should bolt em upright.
I mean flying commercial in the United States is miserable enough. Once you get through the TSA patdown, find your gate, climb on board, find a spot for your bag, and finally settle into your cramped seat – BOOM, your rewarded with some selfish bastard sticking his seat in your face.
Oh and I love it when you get your knees jammed too. You know when they can’t put their seat back cause you got no place for your knees? Then of course then they rock back and forth because the idiot in front of you thinks the seat is jammed. They don’t realize it’s because your legs are stuck and have nowhere to go.
We could all save some hassle too. The flight attendants wouldn’t have to politely ask people 500 times “please put your seat upright for takeoff”. I bet they have dreams of strangling the idiots that think they can pull a fast on and have that reclined seat for takeoff/landing.
So please Mr. Airline CEO, bolt the damn seats upright.